Collasterbation

The act in which to collaborate with one’s self

I’ve came up with many great ideas following my collasterbation session

by Scottis2hottis February 7, 2023

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Collared Shirt

A Condom

Hope you're bringing your collared shirt into the VIP room bro!

Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!

by vdub4motion March 17, 2023

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"Someone who sees signs of civilizational collapse wherever they go.
Typically used to be self deprecating." - Louise Perry

Term coined by writer Louise Perry's partner to describe Louise's approach.

My partner is calling me collapsetard because of my claim that the civilization collapse is near.

by Dark Reaver April 12, 2025

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Smith Collapse

In Poker, when someone is leading the chip lead for most of the night, then, when the tournament is close to the end, the unfortunate donkey unwittingly plays with so much overconfidence that they go all in with a semi-decent hand and get outdrawn to lose their stash.

Holy Ace of Spades, Karl was victimized by the ole' Smith Collapse again...that's the third poker tournament in a row that he blew his load all over the poker table. What a donkey!

by Julius Goat September 22, 2009

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government collapse

when the government randomly just loses a lot of money

yo did you hear the government colapsed government collapse

by gabbiesangel September 20, 2016

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Guest collapser

Someone outside your regular group of party friends who joins you for an after party and proceeds to immediately collapse.

Did you see Manos last weekend? He was the guest collapser at Colin’s place

by PetitDragon November 29, 2020

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Galaxy Collapse

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article. I.

Section. 1.

fuck you

SOMEBODY SCREAM!! -Er70r
(galaxy collapse)

by Er70r June 19, 2022

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