Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.

What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:

corn

Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.

It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.

Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.

Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-

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'You are such a Colonel Cornelius Cornwall'

by bluevanman69 December 18, 2020

colonel angus

(noun): A double entendre, can be a proper noun referring to a military officer whose last name is Angus, or the act of eating out vagina. Originating from a sketch on Saturday Night Live, said quickly, becomes a homophone of cunilingus. Usually said with a thick Southern US accent for heightened effect. Can refer to someone (usually a man), who enjoys performing cunilingus.

When a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

by little ally May 15, 2006

Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic

The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.

Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?

by shortpantsrobin January 15, 2014

Colonels-post

The act of receiving oral sex while actively playing one of the critically acclaimed Call Of Duty franchise games. (preferably Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare; Call of Duty:World At War)

Lindsay really delivered the Colonels-post last night, she sucked me through like 3 Team Deathmatch's and 6 Sabotages and then I finally blew when I reached rank 55!

by georgekounnaslivesinbrookhaven February 2, 2009

Colonel Fire

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.

Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!

by Mayo Sanchez October 8, 2009

Colner

The name (or word) is based off this man named Colner Chaple satin, Colner chaple satin is a man from the 14 century when king john ruled over antartica, The meaning COLNER describes hatrid if hated, not caring if not cared for, fire, and vengance if needed

The Colner was a great ruler with great power but no responibility...

by Vbdijf Boinger October 2, 2012

clenes

''Clene'' is a SLANG from Brazil.It is normally used by a famous brazilian youtuber who speaks in english called ''Quinagamer'' and it is used by his friends too , the term ''clene'' is being spread all over the world , there's a large community in Australia that also uses the slang ''CLENE'' . A precise definition for ''Clene'' could be a '' VERY COOL MEME''

''WHO LIKES CLENES HERE?''
''LOOK AT THAT MAGICAL WALL CLENE''
-QUINAGAMER

by MENEKING November 25, 2013