Cockwomble

Self opinionated, delusional irrelevant person

See the guy on stage, greatest artist ever ? What a cockwomble!

by Sir Jekyll Shave October 10, 2016

CockWomble

Slag or Slut.
someone who has many partners

She's nothing but a dirty little CockWomble!

by Treeby January 27, 2016

Cockswoggler

An overweight middle aged man with long curly hair who still lives at home and jacks off in the garage all sweaty. Whata loser

Steve is such a cockswoggler

by Sikkdanisim June 11, 2020

Cockwaggler

Something you call your friend jokingly or to someone you hate not jokingly (however they probably wouldn't understand) A cockwaggler can mean many different things... we still haven't figured out exactly what it means. also the origin for cockwaggler was a video of a dog wagging its tail in between its legs and it looked like a fuzzy cock.

Leo: Vincent you are a cockwaggler
Vincent: *metal gear solid alert sound*

by MANO'WORDS September 29, 2022

Cockmongler

A person of the female gender (no transies) who lives to shove huge cocks in their cock pocket (mouth).

"Hey Sarah do u happen to be a cockmongler?"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"

by Muffinator June 15, 2016

Cockwomble

A deadshit of epic proportions.
A daft individual lacking in intelligence and or wit.

That gardener poisoned a perfectly healthy bed of flowers. What a cockwomble!

by The real Fankles December 13, 2017

Cockwomble

BoJo, the fluffy topped one, the purveyor of untruths and man who has dumbfounded not just his own nation but many around the world.

That Cockwomble Boris Johnston...

by anonymous September 14, 2020