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cockies

This cookie is a rare delicacy very commonly found in central Asian countries. The Cockie was Shakespeares fuel for writing and performing his exciting plays. The cockie is deep fried in chicken oil and filled with seamen, tiny violent blue creatures from the deep sea wielding spears.
That dude is so cockies!
by super awesomo January 9, 2008
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cacklesmack

It can have any difinition you want it yo and can be used at any random time to make urself look like a dumbass n confuse others.
1. Skittles took it hard in the cacklesmack last night bro.

2. He was sooo wasted last night i think he cacklesmacked his lil sis cindy.
by Mikeee420 July 21, 2006
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COCKLER

A dude that eats another guys nut out of a chick
I came in her and she left. Later on I saw another guy leave with her, she demands oral so That dude got the cockler
by SMOE_Picka August 21, 2009
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cockels

ball, nuts, testies ect... except cockels includes the cock, dick ect...
dude did you hear jerry had testicular cancer!!any ways he got his cockels cut off so now he uses a dildo with a hole and he has rubber balls.
by william wissian April 1, 2008
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Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football
The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier
by smokecloud March 24, 2009
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Cockless Blocker

A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.
Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)

Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong

Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.
by Silverback Sweep May 25, 2012
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cockless

me
cockless bitches ASHSAHASH
by fatfucc February 19, 2020
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