cockfeather

Similar to puffing one’s chest out; but much more “douchebaggy”.

He has is cockfeathers all puffed up after his brand new haircut.

by ElBiggoRiggo March 9, 2018

Cockmeat mustard gargle

When you skull fuck a girl, cum in a bottle of mustard, shake it up, fill her mouth up with the mustard and skull fuck her again.

Bitch said she wanted a sandwich so I gave her a cockmeat mustard gargle.

by Chroncat July 12, 2018

Cockfest

Where a group of Cumbrian farmers unwittingly abbreviate their town name to creat a festival that only lasts one year.

I one went to a festival in Cumbria it was called cockfest, it never happened again.

by Oxford dictionary June 26, 2020

Cockmeister

A person who is the master of the male genitalia, usually used as a slur in the European community.

My oh my! Did you hear? Joeseph is a Cockmeister!

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Cockmeatsandwich

the act of putting your dick in a subway sandwich and having someone then eat the sandwich

that cockmeatsandwich has extra mayo

by myveryperkytits July 1, 2012

Cockmeat Cannonball

Where you dive off of something into a girls face just before u cum

I gave Meredith the biggest cockmeat cannonball off of my couch last night her face turned purple

by Edgar Allan Snyder August 3, 2010

cockpeasant

A person or thing who can consume penis type objects at a moderate rate, slower than cockpeasants.

Bob is a cockpeasant.

by sarah cohner August 4, 2003