Cockmas

Word used to define a Happy, worth celebrating Christmas that includes a lot more cock than it includes Christ.

"This year i had so many dick appointments that it became Cockmas instead of Christmas!"

by thisishomophobia December 28, 2018

Cockadon

When a man’s penis becomes erect and it is larger than u would imagine a dinosaur penis would be.

“Oh my God! U have a cockadon! U should have warned me!”

by Jazz Yazzi March 13, 2019

Cockasourous

Wen someone has a hugenourmous penis even bigger than a cockaconda!! Now that's what I call a big D!!

Cockasourous will b cockasourous we bout that life...

by itsthedkilla November 14, 2013

cockmongor

A name for a person who uses you for sexual relations without wanting a relationship. This person usually has a mental issue of some sort that keeps them from commiting to one person. Otherwise known as being faithful

you are such a cockmongor!

by Ashley ^_^ September 15, 2003

cockasoris rex

An unusually large male penis referred by chicks as a Cockasoris Rex because or its shier size of

9+ inches

Sheman's huge cockasoris Rex was way to big for Nippi's tight little pussy that could only fit a mini sharpy.

by master martin big long June 27, 2009

cockmonger

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.

Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!

by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007

cockmonger

Someone who can never give enough blowjobs.

Lili is a total cockmonger.

by Stevens Crew March 20, 2003