Cloob

When you're a scrub but you're so scrubby that you have to call it something completely different

"Dude you're such a cloob"

"Boob Cloob"

by mediocredonuts August 17, 2017

Clooney it

To "Clooney it" is one's decision to avoid starting a family for the rest of his/her life.

A: "Don't you want to have a family"
B: "Nah, I think i'm just going to "Clooney it"
A: "I don't think he's happy about being alone"
B: "Of course he is, don't be silly"

by CorpSE August 26, 2013

Choompunik

Verb, niki for short. Being duped -- as in deceived and manipulated -- by a woman, particularly a whore or prostitute. Typically, the perpetrator has many boyfriends and at least one husband at any given time; chances are that she is also a drug addict. The victims are often unsuspecting men under her spell. They would lease apartments under their name where the perpetrator would use them for receiving shipments of illegal drugs, running brothels, or other illegal activities, or all of the above. For the case of the perpetrator being an undocumented sex-worker, the victim may even be duped into providing her with legitimacy and financial support by marrying her in exchange for free sex. When the the victim is no longer useful or becoming a liability, the duped is dumped.

Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.

"Hey, dude. I be choompunikked again."

"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."

"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(

by Nemo Goes to CVS August 19, 2008

cleomania

mania about earning fame at any cost.

The starlet is gripped by cleomania. She wants to be popular overnight.

by uttam maharjan May 13, 2012

choomie

Barack Obama - in reference to his Sr yearbook picture with rolling papers and shout out to his chooming friends.

Old choomie is blaming Bush again. What was he on about... Oh yeah, Bush's health care overhaul.

by wolfwood67 October 6, 2013

clooberg

To be a seeker of attention and Soically awkward at the same time.

Did You see that clooberg over there

No that’s Jake

by Alexhiggins 12 June 20, 2018

Clookie

The action is which you are looking for a cookie, whether you are looking to steal a cookie, or find your lost cookie, it’s considered clooking when you are looking for a cookie. Typically a name you call someone who has lost there cookie, and are looking for it.

Jon: where have you been all day

Naruto: I’ve been a clookie all day

by Walking_slushee December 31, 2020