Clitoris

The tiny pencil-eraser of luuuuuve.

"I'll g-g-give you f-four hours to s-s-stop licking my clitoris!"

by Mistah Mumbo Jumbo August 29, 2006

clitoritch

The condition of a womans Vagina when it is unwashed or has an STD. (From the words Clitoris and Itch)

"Sue slept with that dude from the bar, He Didn't wrap it an now shes got Clitoritch."

"Man, I really need to grab a shower, I'm starting to get Clitoritch."

"That chick i hooked up with was a burner, She must had Clitoritch cuz now i got the Itchy Dick"

by Ramirez_inc May 7, 2007

clitoral wood

1) the physical hardening of a female's clitoris due to sexual arousal.

2) a pejorative term to denote the potential of arousal caused by an attraction of the sexual kind

"As much as I was trying to cover up my excitement I was sure that he could sense I had clitoral wood"

"Seth Rogan is one sexy fox. He gives me clitoral wood."

by lambies March 30, 2009

clitoral lullaby

An action where a woman masturbates before bed in hopes of helping herself fall asleep more easily.

Yeah last night I couldn't fall sleep for hours, so I soothed myself to sleep with a clitoral lullaby.

by YourOwnPersonalCheezus November 20, 2017

find the clitoris

A simple method to get a woman to like you more than any other guy.

Bro # 1: Man, I don't think Jessica likes me bro! What should I do?
Bro # 2: You just gotta find the clitoris. Works every time bro.

by walmart May 20, 2017

clitoris

A dot-shaped nub located in the vulva above the vagina and labia minora, but below the labia majora and covered by a small hood of skin for protection against over-stimulation. The clitoris is extremely sensitive and is the primary means for a woman to achieve sexual pleasure (although vaginal orgasms are also possible for some women). When the human female is sexually aroused the clitoris fills with blood and the many condensed nerve endings become even more sensitive, whereby enough stimulation of the clitoris can result in a female orgasm, which releases the pressure by means of .08 second apart contractions throughout the vulva.

If you want a women to experience orgasm you may which to stimulate her clitoris manually, with a vibrator or with your tongue.

by entry_grrl August 5, 2005

Clitoris

A small, pink bud at the front of the opening of the vulva and the main source of the female's sexual pleasure. Female version of the penis.

AKA. The Good Spot.

Warning: can be too sensitive for direct stimulation.

Women are not given sexual pleasure through deep penetration with a large penis; all it gives them is a pain in the cervix. Le clitoris is the star of the show.

by Sam January 15, 2005