butt clench

Excercise where you clench your butt repeatidly. If done regularly and very OFTEN it results in a very fine firm ass!

I did thousands of butt clenches a day for this sexy tight ass!

by Nallis December 9, 2008

calendarize

To add a scheduled event to a planning calendar, so that it may serve as a future reminder.

A friend invited me a to a party he is holding in a few weeks. I calendarized it so that I would not forget.

by Genghis Dave April 18, 2005

Courtesy Clench

When someone attempts and fails at performing a donkey punch, the reciever tightens their orifice in honor of the effort given by the donkey puncher.

Rob tried donkey punching me last night, but the dumbass hit my shoulder. I gave him a courtesy clench just to make the poor bastard feel better.

by JOKRGUY2012 October 12, 2010

Advent calendar

A calendar used to countdown to Christmas Day. Each day you will get a small gift (chocolate, pocket money, etc.)

I want an Advent calendar.

by RoseCandyFloss December 3, 2014

Cledanzaveland Steamlaper

Pronounced Cle-Danza-vland Steam-Lap-er
A combination of the Danza Slap and the cleveland steamer. A sexual act of extreme multi-tasking talent where a man squats over the woman's upper chest region and proceeds to slap her in the face with his penis shouting "Who's The Boss!" while pooping on her chest at the same time. Can be performed before during or after sex depending on individual Preference

That girl last night was such a freak that she wanted me to give her a cledanzaveland steamlaper.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus October 30, 2008

clandestine affair

A secret relationship

It is believed that President Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe were involved in a clandestine affair.

by Urban Oracle November 9, 2013

calendrical

Noun or descriptive adjective: any date sensitive list of appointments or files or anything else that is, or should be put into date order.

Miss Grosby,
Is this set of files already calendrical?

by moonwolf April 14, 2009