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clench and dash

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t stop it so you clench your buttcheeks together and make a mad dash to the bathroom
Bro, that Chinese food made me so sick. I had to clench and dash!
by ThatOneEmanon June 28, 2024
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Clenched Clam Chowder

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.
After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.
by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021
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clench life

Seizing every opportunity. Not letting anything slips through your fingers. Living life to max and beyond.
"That's my boy! Shawn White! CLENCH LIFE! CLENCH LIFE BABY! Don't you ever doubt my boy again! Whatever bad thing you said about him, TAKE IT BACK! USA slay all day." -Leslie Jones commenting on Shaun Whites' third Gold Medal at tbe 2018 Olympics.
by HELLO BROOKLYN! May 14, 2018
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Superman Clench

When someone, while riding a dick, clenches their ass so hard that it cuts the blood circulation off.
Oh men, that girl was a 10/10 but she sure got a Superman Clench you know?
by SmileyFarts October 15, 2021
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French Clench

Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.
- Bob, How's your sex life with Stanley?
- We keep it kinky with the French Clench.
by totus tuus March 6, 2024
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death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.
John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.
by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012
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CLENCHED PEPPER

When a female pillion passenger is riding a sports bike with a tiny rear seat she is said to be holding on with her lady parts, or with a Clenched Pepper.
Did you see the Clenched Pepper on the back of that Ducati?
by Clenched Pepper lover May 15, 2021
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