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San Clemente

A town in Orange County, California. The town isn't very nice to live in.

The school system is lacking. The high school used to actually be decent, but it went downhill once the principal, Mike Halt, was removed by the corrupt-as-hell superintendent. He was escorted out by police officers, and received a gag order so he couldn't protest his unjust removal. Ever since he was removed the high school has been overrun by drug use, mainly in the form of vapes. Shorecliffs middle school is almost as bad. You would think a lot fewer kids would vape, but that's not really the case. The high school gives kids resources for reporting kids that are using drugs, but Shorecliffs doesn't even do that. The high school teachers are actually pretty good. Shorecliffs teachers are, well, bad. The math department, and to an extent the science department, is pretty good, but everything else is absolute garbage. The English department is especially crap.

The people of San Clemente are... okay. They're not really that great. If you don't make good money you better pack your stuff up as soon as you arrive since the people (especially the kids and even extremely wealthy adults) look down on people who make less money. They're REALLY full of themselves.

Pros:
-Bragging rights. You can brag to people who are still ignorant enough to think it's good.
Cons:
-Relatively poor schools
-Drug usage (Look up Henry Nicholas)
-High real estate prices.
-Roads littered with garbage from homeless people.
Person 1: "I' thinking of moving to San Clemente"
Person 2: "No, don't move there. It's a horrible place to live"
by TheHonestCalifornian November 29, 2018
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Clemency

To lessen the severity of a punishment
The President lessened the sentence to 5 years in jail instead of life in an act of clemency.
by Ikaros July 8, 2006
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Pulling a Clemson

The act of miserably failing towards the end of a task that was started with such promise. The phrase comes from many seasons in which the Clemson University football team starts off their season with huge victories, only to fall off completely at the end of the season to teams like Georgia Tech and get dominated by teams like NC State, South Carolina and West Virginia.
"Look. Clemson is pulling a Clemson again. They started off 8-0 and in the national title hunt, but they actually suck."
by Nellanaesp February 14, 2012
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clamsteak

How was the night last night with Fat Betty?

Couldn'ta been better. I ate sooooo much clamsteak ... my tongue is about to fall outta my mouth!
by Clamsteak March 4, 2011
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Clemson shocker

Only legal since Trump became president. You get to legally grab your opponent by his man pussy in front of a national TV audience and no flags are thrown
When the Ohio State player was on the ground, the Clemson player used the Clemson Shocker to try to make him fumble the ball
by Slythesportsguy January 1, 2017
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chems

synthetically or semisynthetically created drugs that are used rereationally. basically man made drugs created in a laboratory or some clandestine drug lab.

examples include lsd, mdma(ecstacy), methamphetamine, heroin, pcp, ketamine, several research chemicals (2ci, 2cb, 2ct7, DOM, DOB, DOI, 4-HO-DiPT, DiPT, 4-HO-mipt, several pcp analogues including pcc, pce, tcp, just to name a few), and finally various pharmaceutical drugs such as dxm, benzodiazepines, and various synthetic opiods including fentanyl, hydromorphone, oxymorphone, hydrocodone etc.
I quit using chems a long time ago. Now all i do is smoke weed, and indulge in the occasional mushroom trip.
by psychonautical October 15, 2006
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Clem

Clem is the most incredible person ever. If you know Clem then you are one lucky human. They have such pretty eyes and their smile brings you so much joy and their laughter. Oh my god their laughter makes u fall in love every time you hear it. Clem is the kindest most caring person you will ever meet. Once you have them, never let them go. Loving them is like breathing. You can’t stop. They are so smart and so funny and you instantly feel so much better when they are around. You feel safe.

Never make them feel like they aren’t important. Never make them feel alone. Don’t ever leave them. You don’t know what you are giving up on.

Clem is stylish. Clem is so pretty. They are the best person that you will ever meet.

Love them the way they deserve. Which is with affection and support through their good days and their bad days. Don’t ever be a reason they struggle to love.

Literally Clem is so amazing and is so pretty.
“Wow Clem is so pretty.” Jakob gasped

You’re a simp.” Responses Abrona
by Jakob B April 29, 2021
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