Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

by RockLicka September 8, 2020

Flag

Get the Cleetys's Asshole mug.

Cleetus Reaction

When regular food makes you bleed out the ass

My fucking god i just ate dinner and had an instant Cleetus Reaction

by Veronica Vaughan September 13, 2020

Flag

Get the Cleetus Reaction mug.

Related Words

cleetus • cleats • cleet • cleethorpes • cheets • Cleesh • Cleeter • cheetsss • Cleese • cleats mahoney

Cleetus

Some guy from the Simpsons and also a cowboy in roblox. In roblox he can be seen either trolling around, bulling noobs for fun, or just raging.

Person 1: do you know Cleetus?
Person 2: yes that guy from the Simpsons
Person 1: no the cowboy guy from flamingo
Person 2: ok

by boing February 10, 2021

Flag

Get the Cleetus mug.

When you clearly don’t know how to spell “clearly” even when typing on your phone and somehow manage to cause the AI to just completely give up, since it realizes, because of you, the human race is utterly and clearly doomed for destruction.

Izzy: “You cleesely don’t party Pete”
Izzy: “Clearly*”
Izzy: “Fuck”

by Ekalb182 June 16, 2021

Flag