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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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Clean up the honey

What you do after "baking".
Don't worry I'll clean up the honey.
by Kazeiru May 17, 2019
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clean up on isle my pants

me when I watch noel deyzels videos
couldn't even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on isle MY PANTS๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by sp1cy_m3 November 19, 2023
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National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternityโ€™s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.โ€
โ€œHey Lilโ€™ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!โ€
- Fraternity Brother

โ€œYes sir.โ€
- Pledge Timmy
by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024
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National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternityโ€™s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.
โ€œHey Lilโ€™ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!โ€
- Fraternity Brother

โ€œYes sirโ€

- Pledge Timmy
by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024
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You type the sentence "I couldnโ€™t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldnโ€™t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023
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