The Dick Clark

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".

Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.

by CDouble January 9, 2007

Clerks

tHis is byfar one of the best Kevin Smith movies.

U fucking tipped over that coffin.

by FhillyMan September 9, 2003

clark kent

Used to be thought as Superman's alter ego, but recently it has be pushed that Superman is Clark Kent's alter ego and that Clark Kent is who Kal-el sees himself as. Clark Kent lives in Smallville Kansas, a farming town a few miles away from Metropolis. On the television show Smallville, it is said that Lex Luthor was a friend of Clark Kent for a short while. Clark Kent was adopted by John and Martha Kent, His Friends a teenager include, Pete Ross, Lana Lang, Chloe Sullivan, Lois Lane, The Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg, and Lex Luthor. As an adult he works for the Daily Planet newspaper in Metropolis.

It's mild manner reporter Clark Kent.

by Auspex June 22, 2006

clark kent job

your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.

what's your clark kent job?

by gabe tolliver November 23, 2003

Clarissa

A Clarissa is a word meaning beautiful and perfect in every single way.

Person 1 "Did you see that Clarissa girl?"
Person 2 "Yeah, she was fineeeee...

by BeautyQueen2008 May 18, 2008

Clarkston High School

This the place where you will find people on their knees in the bathroom AND students drinking vodka at seven am. The high in high school is put to emphasis here; as many of our students are potheads. Additionally, we have a bunch of athletes (mostly blonde) who would love to take you out. Hockey boys all wear the same hat, and the football boys will ask you to a dance and have sex with another girl in the locker room. Luckily, the girls all look dress and act the same, so (unless you like the ones with ears) it shouldn't be hard to find one. Clarkston High School consists of many rigorous courses, but don't worry, you can always go and chat with your airhead councilor. If you're looking for some action, walk down to the band hall. Here you'll find students on the floor making out with masks on and dry humping each other (both examples are depressed). Theres also the balcony above the PAC to find these people. This is where you'll find couples taking naps together in the floor and a diversity of stains and graphiti all over everything. However, dont fret. Clarkston is not the worst place to be. When you graduate, there's a class so large you have to head to DTE in the sun to walk across a stage. It's all worth it to get a touch of the blow up genitals that students bring every single year. As Clarkston students graduate, I think it's safe to say they're all proud of saying where they came from. Even if where they came from was another Clarkston High School student in 1983.

“The students at Clarkston High School smell like pee”
“I got pregnant at Clarkston High School!”

by sadstudent March 3, 2022

Clark Flanks

the dankest of the dank.

"that shit was clark flanks bro"

"yeah it was legit dude, hold on lemme put back on my pringle cap"

by TheDarkBadger September 16, 2009