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to reform The Church

to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.
Initially at least, to the Romans, Jesus was a Jew trying to reform The Church; it is only about the middle of the 2nd century AD, that Jesus became the the religious character he is today.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2013
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Church Hoe

The most hypocritical of the bunch. One who goes to church on a scheduled if not daily basis, but once church is over, its back to the random voice mails and text messages, mostly booty call requests.
Its very devastating to one of religion, but it is only if the other discovers that person's promiscuous behavior.

They go to church claiming forgiveness, only to get right back in the sheets with another person different from the previous.

This applies to the clubbing type as well in some cases. they get wild thus bring home a lucky person on a Saturday night, then its several hours in church listening to the preacher Sunday morning, claiming the words of truth for themselves.

The Preacher's Daughter or the common Daughter of a church goer are one of the many examples of a Church Hoe.

"You go to church like its second nature and you laying in bed with different men. Shame on you!"
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
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churn

When used in a business context.
noun: Churn is used when referring to 'churn rate'. Churn rate or churn, is the percentage of people that stop using or subscribing to a service within a certain time frame. For a business to be profitable, its growth rate must exceed its churn. As well as customer churn, there is revenue churn.
verb: These customers that have left have 'churned'.
Calculating churn can be simple. To find the percentage of customers that have churned, take the number of customers you have lost during a time frame, for example a month, and divide it by the number of customers you had at the beginning of that month.
by myword77 February 15, 2017
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The Church of Peanut

The only true church. Everyone in the church is really good at not blinking. We worship SCP-173 and the SCP foundation is really sick of us but we don't fucking care.
InkFlame: ALL PrASE PEANUT!!!
Inky: wtf
InkFlame: YOU
Inky: yes?
InkFlame: JOIN THE CHURCH OF PEANUT
Inky: o ok
by 173 worshipper December 7, 2019
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Tallahassee Butter Churn

The act of masturbating whilst one defecates.
-"Have you ever churned butter Tallahassee style?"
-"If you mean Tallahassee butter churn, then yes, I've done that twice today."
by Larry Lazer May 17, 2013
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Westboro Baptist Church

A lunatic cult led by a jackass named Fred Phelps. The WBC is known for its endless condemnation of homosexuals. The church claims to practice the purest form of Christiantiy, a claim that couldn't be further from the truth. The WBC's ideology is based on a severe distortion of Christian doctrine. If Jesus Christ ever visited this "Church", he would probably be dismayed and horrified by its practices. Heck, even many evangelicals consider the WBC un-Christian.
The entire Westboro Baptist Church is bound for hell.
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churnalism

Term coined by author Nick Davies to describe poor practices of modern day journalists who "churn" or recycle news stories off the wire or internet without appropriate critical investigation.
Where once journalists were seen travelling out and about in the search for facts, a large majority are now, literally, chained to their desks waiting for the next major scoop; eager to be the first to report on the topic and thus draw traffic to their news sites... this is churnalism.
by Kimberly Lester April 21, 2008
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