Cooser

An extremely awesome or cool person.

"What a cooser! i'd love to hang out with him."
you're SUCH a cooser! call me!

by scruffymumfkins May 22, 2007

Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?

Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?

Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

choomer

A choomer is, arguably, 'someone who behaves in a certain way with a friend(s), confident that the recipient(s) of any chooming act feels no animosity to the choomer for endulging in the act of chooming'. For example, 'cuddling', 'scrumming down' and talking about Carry On films fall within the terms of the definition. Clearly a choomer, propositioning a fellow choomer for the purposes of sexual gratification, would fall outside of the boundary of this definition.

Tim jumped on Richards back, and Richard says "stop being such a choomer"

by Tugger Tim June 2, 2009

chooker

someone who is all coked out and over- motivated to do nothing

that chooker took the interior out of the car and put it back in, in half an hour

by achookermyself May 13, 2005

choomer

A person - usually male - who partakes in physical bonding by such means as cuddling, touching or mock-wrestling. Such actions are jocular and often done in high spirits, such as after a few drinks or in the sports changing rooms.

"That Tim is a real choomer - he keeps cuddling me.

by choomermark May 29, 2009