Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry

Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019

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A side hoe

Someone who is considered a 'spare significant other' if the first one goes away

Say there are three people (A, B, C). A is dating B, but has been putting enough effort into a relationship with C that if A and B breakup, A can be in a relationship with C.

"I heard that Samantha has been leading Ben on even though she's dating Nick."
"Yeah, Ben is her backup chapstick"

by argylesweaters March 10, 2020

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The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.

Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017

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Bottom Lip Chapstick

A different way of saying 'Dog Water' or 'Trash'

Dude You're some Bottom Lip Chapstick
LMAOOO

by Onyx Smitty February 2, 2022

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chaposticko

An embarassing attempt by some poor guero to create a Spanglish word for "chapstick".

-Donde esta mi chaposticko?
-What the hell are you talking about?
-I'm packing for my trip to Mexico and I can't find my chapstick. Chaposticko is Spanish for chapstick.

by Snuggletimeboy August 31, 2005

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