child

that child tried to decapitate me, so i shoved some cheese up her nose and threw her down a well...
by i love cheese August 13, 2003
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child

Word black people use to desribe a friend, ie like homie or shorty
by DizzyLizzy March 19, 2007
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child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave
I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave
by Dubiks January 12, 2019
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Childe

A term used for describing someones Inadequacy in a certain field.
Mike (dumbass): I neva Dun nuffen so shut up
Charles (A* student in English): Mike, your grammar is quite simply appalling, compared to me you are but a Childe.
by James January 18, 2005
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childe

1. n. a term used for a kid who is really white trash (originates in Ireland) 2. v. the act of being white trash 3. n. a kid who acts like a pussy on xbox live 4. n. a kid who makes fun of kids on xbox and when they retaliate, a childe would leave the party and start crying
"Dude your such a pussy stop being a childe"
"Bro put that squirrel down it just got hit by a car thats gross"
by a FriendlyGnome April 25, 2009
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child

One of those pathetic death things of about 3 feet tall who comes to your door and demands airsol tuna. Alsoi their diet consists mainley of feet and other parts of small children things. Destened for death. Avoid these at all costs.
The child is sawing off your chin.

The child is going to eat you.

Oh no, the child has matches.
by MJ (Some Fantastic) October 02, 2003
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CHiLd

by Musical loser October 07, 2018
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