Chia Master

Someone who has successfully mastered the art of becoming erect after entering the female body.

The man was a chia master with that bitch!

by SpottedTampon69 January 28, 2016

International Chia Day

A day celebrating all things chia, on April 21st

Happy International Chia Day, Dave!

by Garrett Pullman April 13, 2023

Chia

Is someone who is Cool, Tall, Funny, Hot, Relatable, Charismatic, Did I Mention Funny?

Wow! I wish I was like Chia!

by Hotgirlsummer6969 November 23, 2021

kelly chia

Not just a Kelly, but the one and only Kelly who shines above the rest. Not only is she smart, kind, wonderful, and gorgeous, but she is the closest one to perfection.

If only I could be a kelly chia

by Th3Ch0s3n0ne July 12, 2017

chia waaa

Angry, somehwat portly fellow who is fond of playing the cello and working for the school's history club; has longstanding rivalry with noks

Is this even necessary?

by sedaris March 31, 2005

Chia Chocha

Noun

1. When a latino or mexican woman has overly thick, coarse, black hair located in her errogenous zones that grow at an exponential rate. She can have a 5 o'clock shadow on her pudenda when you start fucking her, but by the time your finished, she has a fully grown duck dynasty.

Researchers at a Boston laboratory did a study and found that women afflicted with this condition appear to grow hair in time-lapse fast motion photography that almost defies the laws of physics. The study also found that several days worth of normal human hair growth can occur in just a few short seconds.

"When our bodies pressed together, her chia chocha intertwined with my pubic hair and strangulated my balls like the vines from a haunted house."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Chia Petting

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head

Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!

by SassyTerrier February 21, 2021