Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025

Chia

Is someone who is Cool, Tall, Funny, Hot, Relatable, Charismatic, Did I Mention Funny?

Wow! I wish I was like Chia!

by Hotgirlsummer6969 November 23, 2021

International Chia Day

A day celebrating all things chia, on April 21st

Happy International Chia Day, Dave!

by Garrett Pullman April 13, 2023

Chia Khai

a person that is always stoned, dances like joker, and an annoying piece of fuck

extremely delusional, he thinks that he gets a lot of girls, unfortunately, he doesn't

has never kissed a girl

masturbated at the age 18

doesn't have a strand of dick hair till he was 17

you're such a chia khai

by baboonkia November 24, 2019

Chia

To take a shit

I've gotta take a chia!

by lc72 May 30, 2018

chia wee

A person who is clever and handsome, often presented as cool and attractive.

This dude is a Chia Wee. He is like a woman magnet.

by Coolkid2371 March 5, 2018

chia

chia is a genuine person, she's a little bit gay but hey, she's always going to have your back.

"hey I've met a pretty person"
"bet her name's chia"
"yeah!"

by gottaloveglue December 16, 2021