cheesemeister

Gay slang for a man attracted to uncircumsised partners, particualarly those with a heavy smegma buildup beneath their foreskin.

A:"How come Robbie has such strong breath?"
B:"Oh sweetie, he's a cheesemeister from way back!"

by D F Stuckey August 26, 2005

Philly cheesesteak

This type of philly cheesesteak is a sexual term according to Pierre Bouvier of Simple Plan. Although not explained exactly, it involves a two finger motion...hence its for girls.

Damn! I gave that girl a philly cheesesteak last night!

by falloutgirllx23 June 23, 2010

philly cheesesteak

when a male takes a poo on a female's chest and then proceedes to rub his penis on the female's tits

1)she said she was hungry so i gave her a philly cheesesteak.
2)that girl's a freak, shes all about the philly cheesestea

by bondizzle December 12, 2003

cheesemeister

Someone who meists upon cheese (yes, I'm aware that is about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a man with one ear, but it is correct, k?)


Also a set of wrestling moves in the WWF Warzone game that appears first in the create a charactor move list section.

[e-mail] gave out sonic reality's gametalk moderator pass without giving it to the spammers.

by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004

Cheeselessness

a. A distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how little cheese is in any one place at any one time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

b. Also a geological period of a global lack of cheese.

a.
Uhhh, Doctor? What's happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.

Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if I'm not going senile.

b. The Age of Cheeslessness

by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011

Philly Cheesesteak

While fucking your girlfriend/wife doggy style you cum into her vagina and then pull out and let the drippings fall onto your plain steak sandwich creating a philly cheesesteak and then she eats it.

Yo Adrian, bend over and let me give you a Philly Cheesesteak.

by Philly Native July 30, 2009

Philly Cheesesteak

When you decide to show your authority by being on top while sixty nining a chick. Also known as the "top deck 69", this cruel variation puts the ass in class. The flavor of the cheese is determined by the activities the male participated in the day before.

He gave her the old Philly Cheesesteak and the poor girl could barely breath. The only words she could muster were "can I be on top?". At this point he passed out and suffocated her.

by Biff I. November 13, 2006