Cheesefather is a transitionary state between a normal human being and a slobfather. Cheesefathers shower twice a week, brush their teeth once a week (at most), don’
t wash their clothes, and live a sedentary lifestyle on
discord for 12 hours a
day. They are so disgusting that their ears start to smell like cheese. When confronted on their disgusting hygiene, they will just say “it doesn’
t have anything to do with showering” or “my teeth are clean” instead of not being a disgusting slob.
Concerned citizen: Sir, you should take a shower more than twice a week!
Cheesefather: No thanks, I’m not
dirty so I don’
t need to shower til Wednesday.
Concerned citizen: but cheesey fumes are coming from your ear!
Cheesefather: IT DOESN’
T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SHOWERING