Jonnny Checkers

A folk hero , has lived many lifetimes. Starting to become a movement In Albuquerque , New Mexico. May or may not be the jesus of the southwest.

Did you happen to hear about that boy Jonnny Checkers ? Some say he went on a hot air balloon ride and never came back.

by Dr, me , actually October 10, 2018

Checkered

Ugly or stupid, as well as annoying. Fugly.

Guy: Hey dude, Jane wants to fuck you!
Guy 2: No, she’s so checkered.

Guy: My douchebag boss just fired me!
Guy 2: Aww man, that’s so checkered...
Guy: I know!

Girl: These shoes are so checkered!
Girl 2: Oh god, so ugly!

by Ventureboi March 21, 2020

Beefy Cheeser

When a person takes a dump in one's mouth and then proceeds to receive full fellatio

"Squeak totally gave that dude a Beefy Cheeser last night it was GROSS!"

by Jrizza May 8, 2010

checkerhead

In the 1980's this was a derogatory term used by outsiders to the alternative subculture to describe the growing mod/alternative/skater movement, usually those who listened to new wave, ska and punk. pre-goth

look at those checkerheads over there with their skateboards

by sastian November 14, 2006

ultimo cheeser

One who is given to extreme cheesiness.

I cant believe he was serious about wearing his scout master uni to the party, he is an ultimo cheeser.

by Marx and Engels April 29, 2006

Cheekey

Cheekey is a variation of the word cheeky. Specifically, Cheekey is used to describe a rude or obnoxious behavior caused by the technologically-impaired. You are being Cheekey when you accidentally hang up on someone, press mute without knowing, dial numbers when talking, or coughing into the phone - REALLY? Learn some phone etiquette.

"Did you just hang up on me? Your a cheekey bastard"

"Did he just break up with me over text? So Cheekey"

"Damn Autocorrect..freakin' cheekey phone"

"You Cheekey bugger" (James Bond reference)

by The Cheekey Monkey March 30, 2012

play chess, not checkers

Another way to say work smarter, not harder.

(Playing *INSERT SHOOTER GAME HERE*)
Person 1: That damned sniper always manages to shoot me dead, even though I keep hitting them with my bullets.
Person 2: Play chess, not checkers.

by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 1, 2019