Chevy Cavalier

A Cheaply manufactured foreign car that has a General Motors badge on it. Build quality is nothing short of terrible. None of the parts fit right. Vital components tend to break before non vital ones (Ignition breaks before the stereo does), With it's tiny, emission-control choked I-4 it sounds as cheap as it is.
Has a terribly short life expectancy.

Me: Wow. We have a 98 Cavalier in the shop already, eh? What Happened?
Dan: What didn't? The timing belt snapped like glass dipped in dry-ice, the ignition won't turn, the starter is history, and it's stuck in 3rd gear.
Me: I see... How many miles does it have on it.
Dan: About 63K.

See also Mechanic's Friend

by Talen the Twitchy January 4, 2005

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chevalier

to be hung like a horse in the genital area

Giddy up, that dude is chevalier!!!

by anono mouse July 16, 2008

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italian flying chandlier

an awesome sex position that starts off by finding a some what hairy Italian man between the ages of 17- 34. When u find this man you then take him into a room / door way that you have designed especially for him. You find a way to hang this Italian man from his feet in such a way that his penis will dangle inside of a woman's mouth ( just dangle there). While the female is masturbating with a wine bottle (preferably a 15 litter bottle) have fun!! Oh by the way grease is optional.

i walked into the room and saw a greasy Italian man hanging from the ceiling. his penis was in some broads mouth. i said what the fuck and they said hey, its okay. this is an italian flying chandlier

by Bill Stoner July 8, 2007

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