chatterinth

That hideously frustrating verbal chat labyrinth that you get caught up in, when calling a business (usually a big conglomerate), where you have to choose option 1, 2, 3 or 4, etc. a bewildering number of times before at long last being allowed to speak with a real in-the-flesh customer help person. When you think you're about to lose that final shred of sanity you're so desperately clinging to, a real person just happens to become available. By then, in all your delirium, you may easily have forgotten why the bejeezus you even called the number in the first place. You might even hang up the phone in great consternation and proceed to hunt down a household bottle of Javex and drain its contents out of invoked feelings of self-loathing. (okay, okay, the last sentence was a bit of an exagerration...my attempt at lame humour, folks - so, DEFINITELY do not try that at home, or anywhere else for that matter. Be good to yourselves today!) ;)

"I got caught in the chatterinth again yesterday when I called to cancel my cable - man, I could have taken a sledgehammer to the phone I was so infuriated!!! When a real person finally came on the line, she was like the wicked witch of the west with me! Geez, do I ever hate that clunky, no-good chatterinth. Whose brain child was that?!?"

- Oswald N. Norton (fictional character)

by languagegirl6 August 30, 2007

Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter

Dudes, i'm a total slacker...how do i join?

gimme an email or something

by Not Michael Phelps December 27, 2004

charteris

Charteris...if this has been done 2 you that means your filth to be charterised means to have your balls stretched and then spat and for girls this is even more foul as to be charterised for a girl means to have ure fanny flaps strecthed so that you yourself can give yourself some pleasure

paul: hey i heard you have been charterised!
frankie: yea i had it done the other night its way cool
paul: wow can i have a look
frankie: sure thing i suked on it the other nite 2 relieve some pain
paul: well i will help you relieve the pain baby
frankie: thanks paul you mean alot 2 me

by Brad Davies July 14, 2006

Chapter 16 Bankruptcy

When a hotel or resort that offers all inclusive pricing can no longer afford to run their business as a direct result of Matt drinking all of their liquor.

Matt went down to Punta Cana and got so fucked up he put those motherfuckers in Chapter 16 bankruptcy.

by MattTheFuckingHat March 28, 2009

chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

Chapter Gap

The difference between how far it is to the end of the chapter and how far it is to your stop/station on public transport.

I'm not going to start the next part of my book, the chapter gap is too short.

by element 24789 February 18, 2009

Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.

Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.

by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011