Chairs

noun; code word for pornography. Used to keep people from knowing your a porn perv.
Hey man! i watched some awesome chairs yesterday!!
I caught my grandpa watching some chairs last night!
Hey mom, uhh i was just looking at chairs.
by GGGAAUU March 03, 2008
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When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.
"Dude... So totally chaired man"
by PHeeSH August 21, 2003
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Chair

He will never nag you about anything if you’re his girlfriend because he will never talk to you! Unless he wants a blow job, etc. His hobbies include BMX, rap music and his half inch penis. He never dates a girl if they have a bit of class and don’t want to screw around with the fat fuck. Like this one time when he was dating a girl, he gave her herpes then he ignored her for 3 or 4 weeks, left her hanging, and then finally broke up with her over text because he was too scared to do it face to face. He also can’t ask girls out, or tell them how he feels face to face because his is such a wimp. He’s tough as well, he likes to hit his future girlfriends if they can’t figure out his complex plan of crap. He makes fun of his girlfriends if they are short, and even throws them in the air to prove a point. Yep, Chair sure is a top bloke, whenever he dates a girl he sure does a bang up job -.- If you know what I mean…
Chair: I know who likes you

Person: Who?

Chair: They have a S and an E in their name

Person: -.-
by Somecynicaldude January 03, 2011
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Chair

Wanking on a chair is not as good as wanking on the bed
by Dabonitwagwan December 17, 2017
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Chair

A piece of furniture designed for sitting on. Can be made of wood, plastic, metal, and many other materials as well. Chairs have been around for thousands of years, and they are very useful for other things as well, for example: a surface, a step-ladder, or abstract art.
If you thumbs-down this definition, you are as fucking retarded as possible. I just defined a chair, and it makes NO sense if this has a thumbs-down, so fuck off with your thumbs-downs.
by Definitionman1 September 14, 2011
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I'm going to sit in that chair
by mickeypoop October 25, 2014
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The Chair

by Disisdre April 27, 2019
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