a person who is knowledgeable in things which do not help them in any situation for example algebra. This person does not understand any basic things about the world or has any common sense. they are sometimes fun to be around but make you loose brain cells. they lack basic qualities such as driving, responding, playing spike ball and many more.
I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!
by hahahahahahahhahahahaa June 30, 2020
A term describing a particular type of woman. A "Joe Certified" woman must be over 5'10", under 110lbs, with "C" cups or larger. Hair color is not required to be blonde, but blondes do get extra points, as does that slightly slutty look.
by Midnightjoe July 08, 2011
when an individuals who lives in an area described as "the hood", typically low income area populated by blacks and latinos, when that individual is sentenced to prison, when he comes back out into society he has earned additional street cred.
This street credibility often takes the form of acknowledgement that the individual was strong enough to survive prison and that he didnt snitch on others to save himself. Living through strong deed what lofty words express: "The snitches is itching for a bitchin in prison"
This street credibility often takes the form of acknowledgement that the individual was strong enough to survive prison and that he didnt snitch on others to save himself. Living through strong deed what lofty words express: "The snitches is itching for a bitchin in prison"
Tyrone: Yo dawg, I heard T-Bone is back tryna get his hustle on.
LaMarcus: Fa real do, that nigga hood certified now and he playing for keeps this time.
LaMarcus: Fa real do, that nigga hood certified now and he playing for keeps this time.
by Hood Certified Criminal Lawyer February 15, 2014
Someone who has all the hoes and all the bars no one can compare to a certified pip they are the ultimate pips
by Dope sauce with a side of swag June 25, 2021
A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".
A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
by Zypha The Creator May 08, 2021
Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.
by Phd in Sexology May 04, 2021
An Epic You Tuber that makes the most lit videos. Started doing Youtube at age 16, he made a lot of awesome videos has a second YouTube channel called Extra AK, and has made some of the coolest music on soundcloud which are called ¨Black Sheep¨ and ¨Backdoored¨
by S-Blade23 November 03, 2020