celeste

A multicolored unicorn who likes to dance to lil wayne songs and eat carrots and rabbits. Often seen on high school campuses and often play sports errday. They like men with mullets and the Jonas brothers

Just leave it to celeste to date that mullet man over there.

by Unicornman June 12, 2008

celeste

someone who can suck dick good

damn celeste u good down there

by Moon man666 February 28, 2017

Mary Celeste

To leave the helm of the boat while it is still driving or in motion to urinate off of the stern. Much like the Mary Celeste of lore no one is left to captain the boat.

After putting back a six pack on the lake, I had to pull a Mary Celeste before I could make it to a bathroom.

by Cat Dog Horse August 7, 2020

celeste

a girl who smells like fish and has really greasy hair. she thinks every one likes her but everyone truly HATES her. she thinks shes cool but sucks at everything.

" Haha that girl is such a celeste "

by ohmygoddude October 9, 2011

celeste

absolutely beautiful, but has a fettish for indians. loves turkey.

are you going out with an indian? she must be a celeste.

by random aus girl (: October 18, 2008

Celeste

Pure definition of bitch.

OMG, she's such a bitch....she must be a Celeste.

by trolololo22 April 15, 2011

celeste

a fuck tart

wow have you seen that celeste?

by ashlee harrington April 22, 2011