Child Dingler

Someone, often after taking a pill of the nig variety, that lassos and fondles the testicles of young boys. This is usually followed by booty wrangling.

Cooter: “that nigger right there is a rootin’ tootin’ child dingler!” “Carol, keep the kids in the basement and call me if that nigger comes ‘round!”

by LoyalEmployee October 9, 2019

Sun Child

A person who finds it in themselves to let their light shine where ever they go

She was such a sun child, always smiling, always emitting positivity from within

by Sunnykid February 26, 2017

child toucher

someone who touches children

that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher

by clubpenguinluvr123 July 14, 2016

child porn

get on fortnite

you: yo child porn
friend: 1 sec

by i drink sulfuric acid October 30, 2022

empty child

If you have no soul, you are an empty child. It is a terrible thing.

Jason is an empty child.

by Your second cousin January 10, 2015

natural child

A child born to unmarried parents, the most neutral way of describing a child as illegitimate or a bastard.

"Natural child" sounds much better than "love child"; George Carlin put it, "I have a love child who sends me hate mail."

"Bastard" is too loaded and "love child" sounds silly, since the "love child" is often the unintended result of one-night stands where love hardly features.

At least "natural child" is accurate without any silly, infantile euphemisms or insulting connotations.

by Lorelili July 22, 2014

sweet baby child

A dear friend, especially an innocent one.

“Nushki is my sweet baby child!”
“Yeah, isn’t she the best?”

by Anyesimo Obesimo May 9, 2019