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marijuana is a beautiful, fragrant drug with some hallucegenic and depressant qualities. the marijuana plant has buds chock full of THC (tetrahydracannibal) the active ingredient that wen put into the blood stream (usually through the lungs) give it's user a relaxed, creative, and euphoric state of mind that almost feels like a different world.

good effects (summerized):
those who smoke marijuana have a greater appriciation for things like food, peacefullness, music, and philosphy.

some bad effects:
- paranoia. those who smoke in an environment where they feel insecure (talking to cops, a crowded party etc.) may become paranoid depending upon their personality. you can defeat paranoia by telling yourself just to relax because its never as bad as it seems. this is probably the worst effect of marijuana.

- hangovers. for some, the day after smoking marijuanna, they go into withdrawl, and may feel tired, bored, sick, or just burnt out. half of this is psychological, caused by the sudden change in state of mind, from being high, to coming down to normalcy. an easy way to get rid of this is to just chill out, or smoke more marijuana.

- heart rate. nowadays especially, the high THC levels have a side effect of increased heart rate. this is ironic however, becuase the effect of marijuana on your brain tells you to relax, while your body is ready for action. this may be a weird experience if u pay attention to it, but usually your heart calms down after awhile. if you have heart problems, marijuana is not advised.

- stomach ache. food will never taste as good as when your high (or have been starving for days). thus, you may not relize you have been eating nothing but junk food for the last hour and you may get a pretty bad stomach ache.

- introspective thoughts. marijuana will cause you to think much differently, this may be disired or undisired (even scary at times). you tend to think about things that you may have never thought about in the past. write down your thoughts. when you come down from your high, youll be surprised at what you wrote.

- sleepiness. marijuana can lul you into a deep and restful sleep if you stop doing things that are stimulating. if you watch tv while high, your bound to fall asleep. some people even report having crazy dreams when there high. though usually this isnt a bad effect.

thats pretty much the skinny on marijuanna. its a very safe and positive drug. many look down on marijuanna becuase they want to avoid the "stoner" persona. just be yourself. marijuana cannot control your personality. however it may effect your perspective.
i feel like floating on a cloud tonight
- i hear that, lets blaze some marijuana.
by lawllawllawllawl October 1, 2006
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Marijuana Overdose

In order for a human to consume enough marijuana to be fatal, they would have to consume nearly 40,000 times the amount of THC required to intoxicate them. In contrast, it only requires about 5 to 10 times the amount of alcohol required to intoxicate, to be fatal.
If it requires 3 beers to intoxicate you, it only requires 15 to 30 beers to kill you. However, if it takes you 3 'hits' of marijuana to intoxicate you, it would require 120,000 hits to kill you. Thus, it is virtually impossible to die of a marijuana overdose.
by DaMadToker February 6, 2010
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Marijuana

The only thing i the world that makes you 100% fine with being bored.

Also know as: Ganja, Cannabis, Weed, Pot, Mary Jane, The Kroosh, Reefer, Herb, Grass, Dope, Green Sticky Goop, Booger Brown, Schwag, Regs, Beasts, Homegrown, 420 time, El Diablo de Verde, Hairy Potter, Henry the 8th, Kirmit the Hog Leg, Dr. Phil My Pipe, Sticky Icky Icky, Martin Luther Ding Dong, Bagged Broccoli, The Babysitter, My Only Real Friend, Cheeba, O Chronic Tree, Nuggets, Diggity-Dank, Bag o' Skunk, Tide Dingleberries, Lando Calresin, The Dirty Dirty, Don Juan, Your Highness, Kind Bud, Mr. THC, Natures way of saying HIGH!
"Yo man you know where i can score a bag of summa dat Martin Luther Ding Dong?"
"Shiiit boy you know i gots dat, lemme see dat 20."

or my favorite marijuana example

"This shits called Deaf!"
"Man that doesn't even sound attractive, you mean I'm going to hit it and die?"
"No man not Death it's Deaf! You hit this shit twice man you can't hear SHIT!"
by The- Rev October 22, 2008
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marijuana thc

A natural hemp, herb, weed grown to make one feel high, feel better and even cure sicknesses. When smoked you get a a body buzz or high. Marijuana will make one that smokes it fell high and little loose with in a minute or 2, heavy eyes lids, dry mouth, and a little hungry than usual an hour after the high, tho still high for another hour or so, it is all natural
Marijuana thc is a herb that relaxes the one that comsumes it in any way. Best way that marijuana can be done is by being smoke in a cigarillo or cigaret. Good to have something ready to drink when done. Best time smoke weed is in the mornin before breakfast.
Good to stay busy, or chill after smokin marijuana thc like talking, working, fixing something...
Best to be chillin in the shade, couch, playing video games a good movie, work around the house, working on your dirtbike, quad, go kart, even sports, that is the best way to take the high. Thats how i did it
i personally think it is a controllable substance and recommend it to any one that knows how to smoke marijuana thc.
I do not say it is a party drug, trouble making drug, fight starter, or even gate way drug
never go crazy, act stupid, or even start to trip.
doesnt really mix with alcohol but i rather smoke than drink any day.
Marijuana has never let me to other drugs, or to do crimes
by chris from madera August 30, 2007
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marijuana

BEAUTIFUL!!! allmost the best thing you will ever expierience!?
i smoke marijuana and it is the best thing in the world.
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Marijuanavated

To be motivated by the act and/or consumption of marijuana. To want to consume marijuana and nothing else.
Motivator: Let's be motivated not marijuanavated!

Marijuanavator: Who's got the lighter? This thing's packed.
by Colonel Canon November 15, 2011
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scarijuana

Any marijuana that induces paranoia, anxiety, or fear.
Carly arrived at the gig in Martha's Vineyard high on scarijuana, which did not help her stage fright.
by sleepypie April 22, 2014
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