Cap'n Crunch

drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food

Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Cap'n Trade

1. Superhero who's supposed to be able to save the planet.

Only Cap'n Trade can save us now!

by tangledupinbloo December 13, 2009

Cap'n Huttah

The coolest CS player ever to live or set foot in my shoes.

"Cap'n Huttah owned you, gtf over yourself."

by Teh Joo October 17, 2004

Cap'N

Spelt with a capital N, there is only one Cap'N. Often mistaken as Captain which is completely false in every possible way.

Person #1: Is that Captain Walsh?
Person #2: No it's Cap'N Walsh silly.

by The Chief of The Tribe June 10, 2011

CapnCratch

A complete freak loser who has nothing better to do with their lives than edit crap definitions for bullshit words on urbandictionary.

Even God hates CapnCratch.

by wtfeyoucompletedouche February 5, 2010

capnomania

when someone absolutely needs another cigarette

person 1:Man! I need another smoke!

person 2: Thats like capnomania

by GothGoddess December 3, 2010

Capnap

When someone gets "capped" and isn't dead but unconscious.

She was lying on the floor totally capnapped and no one was helping her.

by Bearinjeans June 27, 2020