canned heat

a very hawt, physically-appealing, oversexed whore who is incarcerated

Have you seen Gina? Oh, that piece of canned heat won't be around for a few months.....

by *&^$#@%(*(&^*(&^ July 13, 2006

Canned ham

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.

Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.

by pilotdude August 4, 2010

Canned Pilgrims

A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.

My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.

by DISCOTRON August 31, 2016

canned up

When someone gets hit so hard, they drop where they stand without folding.

"Damn Joe, did you see Gray fight that guy? He got canned up!"

by The Animalistic January 24, 2017

Canned Fruit

Noun

A very stubborn air head who is know for being good at something

Here comes the "Canned Fruit" of basket ball , walking down the street

You are such a "Canned Fruit"!

by My dude the goose April 25, 2017

canned death

an unwashed pocket pussy

I found canned death in my parents room

by ad0lfhitler September 21, 2017

canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you

She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.

by Quiefmister January 21, 2018