Clanked

Slang term for 'locked up', created in reference to the sound the cell door makes upon closing.

Deshaun got clanked for three years for that robbery charge.

by Copythatagentk February 27, 2011

Crotch Cankers

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.

Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

caked out

When a person, typically a woman, has a big butt / ass.

Damn dude, Lindsay is fucking caked out.

by YourNiceStepBro July 25, 2021

caked up

being in the money, bringin' home da bacon, pretty much having a lot of money and being totally covered in it.

damn someday i'll be caked up with all my chains and y'all shut up then!

by who cares? March 30, 2003

Cakedrunk

very drunk, so drunk that everything becomes sexy, the slightest movement insists "lets get it on". Cakedrunk was also the inspirations behind the youtube film "cakedrunk", check that out

Tierney was cakedrunk when we did it on the stock room floor.

by Niko Niko January 13, 2008

Cankered

A nasty, dirty and often diseased whore's crotch. Typically the filthy crotch and neither region of a prostitute, meth whore or crack whore or just a chick with a dirty, cankered up crotch.

Stan: What's up Carl. Are you seriously going to go out with Jane?
Carl: Yea broooohhhh. I be getting me some a dat!
Stan: You and about six dozen others brooohhhh! That chick is cankered. Wear a sock braaahhhh. Wear a sock!

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

canned

Call center jargon. Short for "shit canned." It can be used to mean getting fired, but it is usually implied that you were canned for a stupid reason, usually called a bullshit reason. Call centers are notorious for making up lame excuses for firing employees in order to improve their financial forcast.

Rob got canned from Deathbridge again today.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004