candycrustination

Procrastination by playing 'Candy Crush'

Lina got Sahar hooked on candycrustination! And now its going viral in 7.11!!!

by Thesist April 13, 2014

Candycapped

When one eats so much candy that they become retarded.

Amy and Aaron had such a successful trick or treat they became candycapped enjoying the fruits of their labor. It was the best day ever - they finally had an excuse for being retarded.

by Joejohn Johnston October 11, 2017

Candace

Nice

Oh there’s a Candace on the side walk

by Massie November 12, 2019

candice king

to own a sandwich

i have a candice king

by noname629373 February 19, 2021

Candice

Candice is the better version of sugma, what is sugma you ask? Sugma balls.

Guy 1: did you know that candice died today?
Guy 2: who’s candice?
Guy 1: CANDICE BALLS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH

by Bitchboy 69420 May 21, 2021

Candice

It's a beautiful girl, when somebody tells you about Candice you should always ask "Who's Candice?" It will warm their heart and make them proud of you

Your Friend: "Hey have you seen Candice?"

You:"who's Candice?"
Your Friend: *smiles*

by Fuck off Carl November 24, 2021

Candiceal-virus

The virus of candiceal can be spread across seperate multiverses, it is the strongest virus mankind has ever known. No man can stand this virus, even a god can't. This is why candiceal is cursed!

Scientists have found the cure to the Candiceal-virus, the nutsack of candice lies in the core. You must eat it to regain life.

by JoeCandiceNuts March 5, 2022