Calindel

(Cal-in-dell)

If someone is a Calindel, you're saying that they are possibly the best gamer of all time. Their skills are unmatched.

Wow Calindel, you're fucking amazing.

by Czyk81 May 22, 2008

Calina

Calina is a very beautiful girl with a good heart and she doesn't want to hurt anyone the boys are also crushing on her but she doesn't do anything about it, because she's loyal to one boy that she likes.

Boy:. Oh look, there's Calina
Boy : I wish she would date me uh

by yeetnibba October 24, 2019

calling in rich

"Calling in rich" is to not show up to work because you're senior enough and/or so well vested and rolling in old company dough that nobody really cares what you do.

"Where's whats-his-name today? He was supposed to be in my meeting."

"If he's not there, he's probably calling in rich."

by butterlobster August 12, 2009

Calvin’s Law

A standing workplace rule that states: Upon completion of your third bowel movement on the same work day, you are immediately excused from work for the remainder of the day. You clearly have larger problems than work to deal with. Go home, get your shit handled and return to work in the morning.

Named after the creator of the law, Calvin Johnson.

"That's my third shit today! Calvin’s Law is now in effect. I'll see you guys in the morning... I'm going home."

by TinMonkey August 5, 2014

Charles Calvin

The man with the greatest plan

“Wait, it’s all Charles Calvin?”
“Always has been.”

by Original Name September 8, 2020

Calvin

Calvin is a great guy. Calvin is really skinny and kind of tall. He’s athletic, has lots of friends, sometimes braggy and is well known. Everyone knows he’s goofy, live and has the biggest, most adorable smile you’ll ever see. It’s easy to be attracted to Calvin and if you hang out with him it’s hard not to catch feelings for him because he has the best personality. But truly getting to know Calvin and spending time with him is great because he’s really funny and always will make you smile. Cuddling Calvin feels like the best thing in the entire world because he knows how to hold you just right. But if you start actually “talking” to Calvin be aware that your feelings may be hurt because he has a lot of hoes. If you and Calvin stop talking it will probably be because of his hoes. You’ll never forget Calvin and will think of him all the time. Everything you do will remind you of all the good times that you shared with him. Missing Calvin hurts because you wish you could be with him all the time. When Calvin is upset with you all you could wish is for him to love you. But when you’re upset at Calvin it secretly hurts him but he will never let it show. You might have mixed emotions about Calvin but you don’t truly want to. But sometimes his “player” nature is shown and it hurts you hard. Calvin can sometimes be hard to love but you seem to always do.

“I love hanging out with Calvin even though he be playing with me sometimes” 🤦🏽 ♀️

by bad.bihh June 21, 2018

Calling Sally

A euphemism for female masturbation

I spent all last night calling sally because my boyfriend couldn't get it up.

by SallyandSam December 19, 2008