Calvin

A boy who isn't the best looking but can pass by. He is intelligent and is depressed due to his own intelligence. His view on reality is far from innocent.

X: Gee look at Calvin he seems depressed.
Y: I don't know why he would be, he got an A on his Government project

by Unpaid Socialite June 29, 2015

Calvin

A real man, usually has a penis of 60 inches or more.

"Dude who is that dude with the massive shlong?"
"My nibba that's Calvin he has a 60 inch pecker"

by peennibbaPPXD May 28, 2019

Calzone

A tidy, well-presented vagina. Often found hairless, or with neatly-trimmed hair. The lips are firmly shut revealing little of the inner vaginal tissue.

See opposite: Doner kebab

Colin removed her pants and was delighted to discover that beneath her underwear lay a calzone.

by calzonesearcher69 November 17, 2010

Calon

Calon is often the name of a boy. The name is incredibly unique, which aids in making him the unique person he is. Calon is often incredibly smart, and willing to learn about entire subjects just to help someone, or just because he is curious about the subject. Calon's are often cute in their own way. Calon's seem weird or even awkward at first, but when you get to know them, they become one of the best people you know. Calon's can get angry easily, but instantly will say sorry and will do anything to prove that they are. When a Calon likes someone, they will do anything to help that person feel better, happy, and okay. God forbid a Calon likes someone in the sense of a relationship, because a Calon is relentless in proving their love, and will treat who they like as an absolute queen. In the end, a Calon is the best person you will ever know. A Calon is loving, he is caring, he is smart, cute, and most importantly will be your best friend through thick and thin.

Have you met Calon? He is the best! When I was sick last weekend he came over and hung out with me, even made me soup! Plus, he seems to know a thing or two about anything! If I am ever on a trivia game show, I am definitely asking him to be my partner!

by WaitWhoAmI12312 February 24, 2019

Calgon

It helps women live longer

Washing machines live longer with Calgon

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

calzon chino

Spanish term for a wedgie

Damn yo I have Miguel the biggest calzon chino yesterday. His tighty whities were up to his shoulder blades.

by Wedgieexpert March 3, 2014

Calvin

synonym for hawt

"His body gleamed so beautifully, all the men and women in the room believed he was Calvin."

by ShiningSilhouette May 27, 2021