Arizona sorehoe cactus

Any female that has had enough penice in her to qualify as a cactus is a Arizona sorehoe cactus. This female can be found at any dope man's house , in their car, watching their kids and or sitting in the corner trying to get a freebe from anyone willing.

Man that girl Casandra is a real Arizona sorehoe cactus. I hear she does anybody for anything.

Man that girl casandra has more dicks in her then a porky pine. She's a real sorehoe cactus.

by Psd publishing February 23, 2020

Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry

Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative

by Bouy Stantefeld December 4, 2003

Cockussion

The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.

She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.

by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009

Cactus Jack

Mick Foley's alter ego

Don't make me Cactus Jack your ass!

by CLB May 3, 2004

Cactus Snatcher

When a guy tries to pull out of a girl who has stubble (cactus) of the vag, and the pubes get stuck together, like velcro.

Yo, last night, when I was banging that chick from the club, it was embarrassing, we had a full out Cactus Snatcher

by MH119 May 7, 2009

cactus shadows

A high school full of privileged kids who think they're cool, and always mix up "your" and "you're" even though they learned it in first grade. Often referred to as "Cracktus Shadows" even though the worst thing kids do there is Juul.

"Look at those kids juuling over there thinking they're so cool...they must be from Cactus Shadows"

by yeahboiasdfghoij;jlkhgdrsetgxz May 4, 2018

Salty cactus

Slang for being salty

Stop being a salty cactus, you fucking twat

by HotandspicyJL April 24, 2015