channing

a verb meaning cutting up your food and then blowing on it

to chan, channed, channing

Lisa: OMG yesterday I was channing my food and it dropped on the floor
Steve: Jesus, sucks, channing is a fine art and is difficult to master
Lisa: Tell me about it. Oh well, better than having a burnt tongue or something
Steve: True, true.

by masterchan May 16, 2009

cranking

to masturbate rapidly.

I'm cranking one off right now.

by Doug L. September 25, 2005

Cranking

To complete an assignment on it's due date. Often results in rushed or sub-par work. Cranking is often preformed on a bus, in a car, or in the hours of 4am-6am in the comfort of your own home.

Student A- "I was in a major state of cranking this morning, but I got those Brute questions done like nothing."

Student B- "You think that's impressive? I cranked out a degree while away on a golf meet."

Student A- "Yeah, but did you study for that math test?"

Student B- "Oh GOD. Didn't even sniff it."

by b1 mIRACLE December 5, 2017

Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.

Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.

by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017

Channing Tatums

Tater tots smothered in chipotle and served smashed, via a hammer (to exemplify how retarded Channing Tatum is).

Dude, I could go for some Channing Tatums right now.

by theretardedchef March 21, 2011

canning

A form of hazing that involves throwing a lower classman into a garbage can to amuse Seniors and Juniors.

A group of Seniors finds a Freshman and picks him off his feet. They then precede to take said Freshman and throw him in the trash can, thus "canning" him. Generally this is accompanied by shouts of protest from the victim and laughter by everyone else.

Occasionally said hazing can result in a fist fight.

Origin: Terra Linda High School, Marin County.

by TLcruelty December 29, 2009

Cranking Dat JonJon

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.

I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!

by mouseftw. January 18, 2009