craptop

A laptop that is pure crap and can't run any software without crashing.

I gots a craptop, so it can't run much. Yee

by Apple PowerBook February 4, 2017

craptasm

An explosive incident of crap. The combination of the word crap and orgasm. A craptasm is an event usually 'craptastic' or 'craptacular' but the word implies a degree of unnecessary severity

After the cops showed up, well, it was a real craptasm.

by Pave April 20, 2004

craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic

Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"

by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004

Craptors

Otherwise known as Toronto Raptors. Worst-to-be-again team in NBA.

The Craptors really suck!
That was shit, whacked and crappy!

by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008

craptacular

(adj.)

1.What Bart Simpson said when he saw Homer's Christams-Light decorating abilities.

2. Really crappy

3. A really bad-looking thing.

It's as craptacular as cow-pie.

by Bob April 10, 2004

cliptoris

a name for someone who tries to do a trick on a skateboard but clips and eats it, making them a pussy.

1.- John tries to kickflip to nose manual a box but clips and gets owned by the box.
- "Nice one cliptoris!"
2. "Frank is such a cliptoris, he always catches his back truck when he's trying to ollie up that tiny curb!"

by forum4yb December 1, 2009

craptain

A terrible captain

Craptain Planet is the worst captain ever!

by Devin July 26, 2003