chipping bird

A very rare bird from the Amazon that needs to be rubbed 4 times a day.

That's a chipping bird!

by thatstheticket December 6, 2010

crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test

Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit

by crooxtor January 31, 2014

crapping on

to talk for a long time in a boring way

I had to listen to Mikey crapping on about his music collection.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016

clipping nail

performing a mundane yet necessary task such as washing dishes or sleeping

Shuby: "If you need me, I'll be clipping nail."

by s0urgasoline February 1, 2020

page crapping

when a facebook friend is away on vacation, you post random, useless, yet hilarious "crap" on their "page" for them to sift through when they get home.

When Michelle goes to Vegas this weekend, lets go "page crapping"!!

by NotSmith April 2, 2010

crimping

See Mighty Boosh episode "Crimp"

To randomly make a song ad libbing.

You can literally sing about anything as below....

The Soup crimping song in the "Mighty Boosh"

Soup Soup
Tasty Soup Soup
Spicy carrot and corriander
Chilli chowder
Crouton Crouton
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth
I am gespatchio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmmm!
Miso Miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso Miso
Oriental Prince in the land of soup

by chris pert January 11, 2008

crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.

I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.

by C--money December 21, 2005