Butter-Cream Knifing

When a fabulously gay baker insults you

That was a brutal Butter-Cream Knifing....

by Courtjester91 July 8, 2016

Choaklit Cream

In Scotland it is slang developed by Ligan (Crotchless panty company) founder Caz Milligan to describe an Anal Cream Pie.

Barrymore left him Choaklit Creamed by the pool

by Caz Mulligan April 2, 2021

cream in your jeans

to have a sexual orgasm with only visual stimulation

Your going to cream in your jeans when you see this hot, new girl

by KK special September 24, 2003

Creamoglobin

(kree-muh-gloh-bin); (Craemoglobin; UK)
-noun

The resulting post-coital amalgam following unprotected sexual intercourse during the female menstrual phase.

Dude, I boned Sally when she was on the rag and now I've got creamoglobin all over my sheets.

by J-Juice April 4, 2011

ice cream sandwich

A delectable dessert with a rectangular slab of ice cream (usually vanilla), and 2 cookies or wafers (usually chocolate chip and chocolate, respectively) on the top and bottom of the ice cream.

Ice Cream Vendor: Who wants an ice cream sandwich?
Random Guy: I do!

by Silver the Hedgehog 77 January 12, 2015

Cream Tea

1. n, v. Of Devonshire Origin

A slang term named after the classically English refreshment, a Cream Tea is the practice of ejaculating over someone's face immediately after (or while simultaneously) tea-bagging them.

2. n. Chiefly British
A refreshment, consisting of scones, jam, and clotted cream served with tea, usually served in the afternoon.

1. That girl was insane last night, she even let me give her a Cream Tea.

2. God, I can't believe I let that guy teabag me and I ended up getting Cream Tea'd.

by jack&harry April 17, 2011

giggle cream

1. Canned whipped cream with nitrous oxide as a propellant.

Origins: Coined on the advertisements in the radio stations in the PS2/PC video game, "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City"

Giggle cream! Because dessert SHOULD be funny.

by siv0r April 4, 2004