couple of laps

Some sex

I took her for a couple of laps last year. It was good times.

by brendan June 27, 2004

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Couple goals

Literally Michelle and Nathaniel

Michelle and Nathaniel are literal couple goals

by Blahsum January 28, 2022

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Couple Wrecker

A person who tries to come in between a relationship of young lovers.

"Oh my god look at that couple wrecker trying to ruin their relationship"

by haha702 July 18, 2012

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Couple's Cavern

A room in the house for a couple to get away from it all. Similar to a man cave or she shed.

Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.

by Headexpl0dy January 28, 2018

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A disease someone catches when they get a new girlfriend or boyfriend.

Symptoms:
-hypocrisy to twist situations into your lovers favor
-ignoring friends
-using the fact you have a girlfriend as an argument
-being rude to everyone thats not your lover
-ignoring all critical thought and believing only ur lover
-overreacting to people that do anything remotely bad to ur lover

Have you seen Bill and Jane? They have been so rude to everyone but each other! They must have Couple-Itis.

by Doctor Schjäzuansenburger December 23, 2018

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Couple goals

Dalen and Olivia are couple goals

Did you see that pic They are couple goals

by 420420420420420420420potatoes October 12, 2018

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Couple Dork

Someone who is so obsessed with their significant other that all they do is talk about them, and seem to be less of a functioning person when not around them. A sure fire sign that someone is a couple dork is that they are always texting/talking to them, frequently show off PDA and have a disgusting number of inside jokes with them that no one else understands. These people are normally the bane of a single, lonely person's existence.

Jane: "Jamal, I love you so much. You complete me."
Jamal: "I love you too, babe."
Random bystander: "Get a room. You guys are such couple dorks."

by A knowing individual June 22, 2010

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