2 definitions by Doctor Schjäzuansenburger

Mitochondria

Slang word used to describe black people because they are both the powerhouse of the cell.

Big nigga Jerry over there is such a mitochondria, he took everyone’s prison food.

by Doctor Schjäzuansenburger December 24, 2018

Couple-Itis

A disease someone catches when they get a new girlfriend or boyfriend.

Symptoms:
-hypocrisy to twist situations into your lovers favor
-ignoring friends
-using the fact you have a girlfriend as an argument
-being rude to everyone thats not your lover
-ignoring all critical thought and believing only ur lover
-overreacting to people that do anything remotely bad to ur lover

Have you seen Bill and Jane? They have been so rude to everyone but each other! They must have Couple-Itis.

by Doctor Schjäzuansenburger December 23, 2018