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GIANT HORSE CONCH

The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
I have a GIANT HORSE CONCH as a pet
by Drippynelson the second March 24, 2023
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Weeping Conch

A term used to describe the action that takes place when a girl who is a squirter is having sex while on her period. The resulting squirt that consists of vaginal fluid and blood is known as a weeping conch.
It was the craziest and grossest thing ever. She went all weeping conch on me!
by the conch finder August 13, 2012
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Jooder Conch

Hailey smells like Jooder Conch.
by TongDong October 7, 2021
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Conch

A word to mean cool or peng, can be used as a noun to but mostly an adjective
That top is so conch!

You’re such a conch!
That girl is so conchhhh
by Conchnessforever January 30, 2020
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Conche

Anyone acting like a cunt at Sawyers' Truck Repair.

Cunt being c-u- next thursday, tuesday, toyotathon, thanksgiving etc.
Captain: Hey Mat? Why is Keith being such a conche?

Mat: I think its because he had to deal with a RichARD.

Captain: Makes sense to me....
by Tangaism69 November 29, 2011
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Conch Shitter

Small blonde girl who shits in conch shells. She looks like a conch shitter.
by Bracastyle November 9, 2018
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conch

hand me a frosty conch
by bigboy1956 March 21, 2017
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