Complete bollocks when somebody is chatting complete bollocks it means they are chatting rubbish chatting shit talking nonsense what they are saying has no substance to it and should be
Bobby: I'm the hardest bloke in the world nobody can take me.
Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.
Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.
by Really long words February 2, 2022
Get the Complete bollocksmug. When you and your partner are holding hands and then proceed to jerk your dick off but without letting go of eachother's hand. For example if you're right handed and your left hand is holding on to your partner's right hand, open the palms up with your fingers still interlocked with each other and then place the hands around your penis and proceed to jerk yourself off.
Last night my girl was trying to be cute by holding hands in bed, before she knew it she was giving me a complete stranger.
by StrawHat323 October 4, 2018
Get the Complete Strangermug. Good friend, great person, caring, giving, will help if possible, and if unable to, will apologize for not being able to.
Completely awesome!
by The Drummerman February 3, 2010
Get the Completely awesome!mug. is a fool that keeps doing the same thing over and over and will not learn from it. when you think this person cannot do something more foolish then what has already been done. this person still finds a way to out do themselves.
person a....why am I always getting in trouble?
person b ....you've kept doing silly things all the time what did you expect? Are you a complete fool or something?
person b ....you've kept doing silly things all the time what did you expect? Are you a complete fool or something?
by eu261935 March 4, 2019
Get the complete foolmug. To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.
Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
Get the Completely Clungedmug. An uncommon nerd term for having sex since sometimes vaginal will precede oral therefore skipping one of four steps. This causes only three steps making a triforce analogy more appropriate than the original baseball comparison.
by Zaxatak August 28, 2010
Get the Completing the Triforcemug. <pm> hey si how are you getting on with that piece of work you said would take 2 days, 6 months ago
<si> oh its largely complete
see:
sagrada familia
war on terror
sydney opera house
<si> oh its largely complete
see:
sagrada familia
war on terror
sydney opera house
by wiremu maunsell October 24, 2008
Get the largely completemug.