coital alignment technique

The coital alignment technique (CAT). During conventional man-on-top intercourse, erections move almost horizontally. In 1988, New York sex researcher Edward Eichel urged men to shift forward and to one side so his chest covers one of her shoulders. With this change, erections move more up and down, and the pubic bone at the base of the penis makes more direct contact with the clitoris. Several studies have shown that Eichel was correct. The CAT doesn’t guarantee women orgasms during man-on-top intercourse, and it’s no substitute for gentle, extended clitoral caresses by hand, mouth, or vibrator. But the CAT significantly improves most women’s ability to have orgasms during man-on-top intercourse

Avoid deep, thrusting, and instead try the Coital Alignment Technique," says Taylor.

by Morgana Camelot June 27, 2021

COLITA

The word colita means literally, "Little Tail".

In the song, "Hotel California", the Eagles band is referring to, "the warm smell of Colitas rising up though the air". In this sense, the Little Tails, or tips of the marijuana plant, and of course the most potent part.

I hava also heard the term colita reference a person's butt or a woman's private parts.

Smoking the colitas!
Move your Colita.

by Webserf January 2, 2007

cough comet

A projectile that unintentionally flies out of your mouth when you cough. Typically, a piece of food which flies out and usually at an inopportune moment. Also known as a coughmet.

Last week, I was at a conference and Tony was introducing me to a potential investor. He was some Swedish guy and was snacking on some hor d'oeuvres. I was shaking his hand and I think something got caught in his throat because he coughed and something flew out of his mouth right at me. My catlike reflexes allowed me to dodge his cough comet as to avoid having a splotch of chutney land on my forehead.

by the comand'r November 15, 2013

coitus

physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements usually leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis into the female reproductive tract

Kris Ann's sister was shocked when I informed her that we were preparing to engage in coitus.

by Beau December 5, 2003

nutty comet

When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.

I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.

by zhendo April 17, 2008

Rigor-coitus

The act of making love to a long lost love or spouse after they have died. Possibly in a scenic setting like in front of a fireplace or at a grave yard. This is not to be confused with necrophilia because it embodies the love that one may have once had for said corpse.

Walter: Where were you last night Howard?

Howard: I was just really depressed thinking about Emma's passing, i had to go down to the cemetary and have her one last time...

Walter: Sometimes rigor-coitus is the only way to relive the passion you once had, I'm sorry Howard, one day soon you'll be able to join her again...

Howard: Yea, i was thinking next tuesday possibly.

by The Crypt Creeps December 12, 2010

coitus

Scientific reference for 'doing the dirty', having a 'no pants dance', or advancing courtship. Coitus is commonly used in a popular TV show, The Big Bang Theory.

Penny: *opens door* "Hey, my power's out, can I stay here for the night?"
Sheldon: "Do you really-"
Leonard: "YES, of course...th-that's what friends are for, after all. Lending a room in a time of need."
Sheldon: "Well...as long as this doesn't end up in Leonard and Penny taking part in coitus, I guess I can live with it for one night."

by IHasAWolfie January 1, 2014