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Cockmockery

Horseplay, Fooling around, Dicking around, General stupid behavior
"My mom saw me jumping off the roof so she told me to 'stop this cockmockery!'"
by noodlecast April 21, 2009
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cockjock

A person that is so cocky that he rides a horse to get his jock in a bundle.
Guy Stanley is a cockjock.
by Mr.luvmuffin December 1, 2003
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Cocklock

When a penis is unable to become erect. Thus, the assistance of Viagra is necessary to reverse such a symptom.
I just found out yesterday i have cocklock. What's the Viagra website?
by Miguel August 14, 2003
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cockrock

A genre of Music, normally rock, that is only listened to by Burnt Face Man, Homosexuals, and other minorities of society.
Good Charlotte is so cockrock.
by Chris Gillon August 30, 2008
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cockjockey

In Atlantic City,one hits the casinos, has a few drinks and

then finds a hot cockjockey to round out the night.
by A.Nuss March 27, 2012
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Cocklock

When your cock is at maximum ridgidity for a prolonged time even after several sexual episodes with completion. must maintain the erection for at least 5 hours. Also known as Cockluck, if term is used by recipiant.
After 5 hours, and not being able to fuck away an erection, I determined I had cocklock.
by VaGinaRaider April 25, 2009
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cockdock

A place where a cock is held i.e. an overused vagina

A girl who constantly has sex therefor might as well have a cock permanently placed in her vagina.
That girl is a toal cockdock.
by EminEminitulzz October 19, 2008
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