Coochmastery

A noun used to describe/lead into a story about some absolutely epic sex that one has had.

JK: "Oh boy... wait till you hear TM's latest tale of coochmastery."

TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."

CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"

by Kleezy March 13, 2010

Cockster

A Porsche Cayman auto, which looks like a Boxster and should run like a Carrera, but is really neither.

Bob traded his Cockster for a Maserati, a good move for him.

by 158mph July 7, 2018

Cockpasted

Covering a surface entirely with cum

Damn bro, $NFLX got cockpasted this week

by OctagonalDilk April 30, 2022

Cock Master 5000 series

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.

It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.

by Ian Chode April 20, 2003

cock master donkey fucker

You are the master of cock and fuck donkeys

You are a cock master donkey fucker

by Levi holcomb December 10, 2013

cockaterian

Someone who strictly eats penis.

Harry is a cockaterian.

by my name is name January 28, 2010

cockmonster

(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.

That cockmonster will suck you off so good - they're pros!

by cm victim January 13, 2008