Describes a workday where you clock in just long enough to barely get by—arriving late, leaving early, and accomplishing next to nothing. Inspired by Clemens, that employee who’s notorious for showing up just in time and bouncing before the end of the day. In short, a clementic workday is when your shift is more about dodging work than actually doing it.
Person A: "Hey, did you see Clemens leave at 1 PM again?"
Person B: "Yeah, Clemens pulled another clementic. He barely even showed up today."
Person B: "Yeah, Clemens pulled another clementic. He barely even showed up today."
by schluschl February 28, 2025
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Person A : Wow, Clement is such a awesome husband!
Person B : I know right, you can ask his wife, Alyssa
Person A : Wow, Clement is really heads over heels in love with Alyssa
Person B : Yes, Alyssa is so lucky to have him
Person B : I know right, you can ask his wife, Alyssa
Person A : Wow, Clement is really heads over heels in love with Alyssa
Person B : Yes, Alyssa is so lucky to have him
by His Universe December 2, 2021
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Boy:Some girls called me fit and asked to go to their party
Boy: ahaha they probably go to St Clement Danes
Boy: ahaha they probably go to St Clement Danes
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