Clarting (Noun/ verb)
A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.
Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”
Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.
Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”
Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.
A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.
Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”
Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.
Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”
Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.
"it was so wild, a clart hit the ceiling!"
"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."
"What’s up, clarter?"
"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"
"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."
"What’s up, clarter?"
"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"
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Get the ras clart mug.1. (adv) - To be strange or abnormal in a negative manner - similar to "clapped". May rarely hold a slightly positive connotation if used fondly.
2. (v) Mainly in the British Isles - The more common, past-tense form of "clart", the act of having been beaten up, typically via a tackle of some sort.
2. (v) Mainly in the British Isles - The more common, past-tense form of "clart", the act of having been beaten up, typically via a tackle of some sort.
"I don't know how the fuck she can listen to this... shit's fucking clarted lmfao"
"Got absolutely clarted outside Tigh Neachtain's last night..."
"Got absolutely clarted outside Tigh Neachtain's last night..."
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