She’s so pathetic.
Let me tell you something about Cindy. We were
best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so
embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Cindy was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, ‘Why are you so obsessed with me